tea please

i'm funny sometimes i swear



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I’m always happy when I’m surrounded by water, I think I’m a Mermaid or I was a Mermaid. The ocean makes me feel really small and it put’s my whole life into perspective… it reminds me, okay I’m this very little piece of this huge Earth and it humbles you and it grounds you and it makes me feel almost like I’ve been baptized and I’m born again when I get out the ocean.”- Beyoncé

(Source: life-of-beyonce, via jesussbabymomma)

me and bae having sex

bae:mmm yeah fuck me baby
me:put a quarter in the swear jar


i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via crunchier)


My style is black and it’s expensive

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don’t disappoint your dogs

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