tea please

i'm funny sometimes i swear

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I can’t afford to hate anyone, I don’t have that kind of time.


ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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I don’t think anyone is questioning who’s in charge after this, Thomas William.

Suave motherfucker

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